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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

More Funny Stuff from Insane P.I. Bill Warner

Insane P.I. Bill Warner's brochure has some really funny stuff in it. First, incompetent hack whose intelligence is way below average uses phrase "Superior Intelligence at your fingertips!"

People who read this blog often would burst with laughter at Bill Warner's claim to superior intelligence; for others I'll provide a few examples.
- Insane P.I. Bill Warner claims that he "get[s] the radicals put in jail and ... shut[s] down Jihad websites" while teaming up with a radical who runs a Jihadist website
- Insane P.I. Bill Warner implies that MASH is run by al-Muhajiroun (Muslims) and then quotes another moron who claims that MASH is run by JDL (Jews); his anti-Semitism overpowers his Islamophobia and he settles on the "Jews are behind MASH" conspiracy theory
- Insane P.I. Bill Warner claims that MASH is a creation of Jamie Glazov and the same day he claims that MASH is a creation of Pamela Geller (both Jewish)

I could go on, but I think these examples prove beyond the reasonable doubt that "superior intelligence" does not describe Insane P.I. Bill Warner by any stretch of the imagination.

The brochure goes on to claim that Insane P.I. Bill Warner "provides fast, accurate data gathering." Fast? Sure. How much time does one need to make things up? Accurate? Not so much. Insane P.I. Bill Warner made several claims that "Khalim Massoud and his crew set up the ‘Muslims Agaisnt (sic.) Sharia (MAS)” webiste (sic.)on or about September 11th, 2001," when, in fact, MASH was set up in 2007. Can you really describe Bill Warner's data as accurate when his time frame is off by 400%?

The next claim is that Insane P.I. Bill Warner runs "a finely tuned team of well-seasoned investigators with solid backgrounds." If "well-seasoned" is a euphemism for "washed-up" and "solid backgrounds" is a misspelling of "soiled backgrounds," then, I guess, it is not an outright lie.

The rest of the claims in the brochure are just as ludicrous. Bill Warner's whole site is oozing with incompetence. It's hard to believe anyone would take him seriously after reading just a few of his posts.

3 comments:

Redneck Texan said...

Well its good to see you're makin' new friends on the internets.

He dont seem to have any information about you that I didn't google up a year ago..... and dismiss as unreliable.

You do seem to have gotten him a little upset. ;-) Aint nothing more pathetic than someone that starts shit with you online, then threatens to get all legal if you dont leave him alone. Its happened to me a couple times in the past.

....... one thing has always bugged me, perhaps you can clear it up some time. The person that goes by Khalim Massoud w/ MASh was giving a supposedly live webcast interview, and fielding telephone questions, of which I was streaming ...... and during that same 1 hour interview YOU left several comments at RR.

I doubt whoever was doing that live interview, as Khalim Massoud, was you. It wasn't the girl, and he didn't have a Russian / Euro-Muslim accent.

Muslims Against Sharia said...

"He dont seem to have any information about you that I didn't google up a year ago..... and dismiss as unreliable."

What else could be expected from an incompetent self-aggrandizing ass?

"and during that same 1 hour interview YOU left several comments at RR."

None of MASH members have given a live interview; it must have been pre-recorded. Also, there is more than one of us; any number of people could have left those comments.

"It wasn't the girl, and he didn't have a Russian / Euro-Muslim accent."

Voices on pre-recorded interviews are distorted to cover our identities.

Lady Predator said...

I suggest that anyone who has been defamed by Mr. Warner call the state of Florida Mr. Warner’s license number is C 9900446 his agency WBI license is A 9500364

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